I’m watching Rupaul’s Drag Race so I present to you: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly as Drag Race contenstants

Blondie: The young queen that walks in, who you immediately know is gonna win. Rocks every competition, top 3 every week. Runway looks are LEGENDARY. Never has to lipsync for their life, but could TURN IT OUT if they had to. Also, doesn’t do well in the team competitions (just goes off doing own thing)

Angel Eyes: Absolute LEGEND in the scene, been doing drag longer than you’ve been alive. Knows all the tips, tricks, and what looks good on them. The Shady one, constantly getting into fights with other queens in the Untucked. Also, probably a pageant queen. 

Tuco: the one everyone thought was gonna go home 2nd episode but is an actual contender. Comedy Queen but can still turn out a lipsync. WINS THE READING MINI CHALLENGE. Struggles in the runway looks but humor and personality always saves them from lipsyncs. Think Peppermint in Season 9.