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I love the small hints that Angel Eyes genuinly respects Blondie. Tuco? Nah. The army? Nope. But Blondie. Blondie he respects. And fears. Just that hint of a pause, in the army camp and then as they’re camping out.

vertigo – sybilius – Il buono il brutto il cat…

vertigo – sybilius – Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966) [Archive of Our Own]:

bleak-nomads:

You guys remember I wrote this ages ago, right?

Well I added some words to it…because….

Mua. and Ha. and also Ha.

Anyways, this is an old bit of Blondeyes dangerplay, so hope you like it! I added a tiny bit to get to the word count. yaaay

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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

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crushed tobacco (Blondeyes, 482 wds)

Hey remember when Blondeyes were traveling North to Tweechik and were both absolute disasters about their emotions? Yeah, me too (mind the tags please)

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sybilius:

Inktober Day 18 – Bottle – This is a scene from an older fic, Ch3 of solitudinum fecerunt, pacem appelunt

in the family of things- sybilius – The Good T…

in the family of things- sybilius – The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966) – The Silmarillion [Archive of Our Own]:

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Tweechik is stitched together with freaks and misfits, each carrying the weight of their own story. But most of them would call themselves human, begrudgingly or otherwise, and part of something like a family.

When an Elven half-orc searching for his centuries-missing brother is shot on their borders, all who call the town home do their best to hear out his story.

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I promised ya’ll a crazy story, right? Well here you have it. A complete multichapter on “my favourite elf turns up in Tweechik”. I don’t pretend this work is relatable, or even that coherent plot wise. It’s a lot of character study centered around a specific mysterious plot that fits into a greater whole that I just sort of point blank refuse to address here. 

But I also think it’s a good story, and good character study, and you know, I’m proud of that.

So if you give it a read and like it, let me know <3 all my thanks to Mary Oliver’s wonderful poem.

✿ for blondeyes

✿ for blondeyes

1. A very random headcanon regarding the ship

Oh I think I’ve expressed this before, but part of the reason why Angel started writing stories was he read some penny dreadful murder novels they they get in cheap from the general store and was disgusted by how innaccurate they were and decided to write his own, starring him, chronicling the actual events of his murder life lol

But the part where it’s about the ship is he has a few excerpts he keeps in a separate book where he DOES write erotica based on his own experiences

Not gonna lie, I bet the first few attempts were pretty bad. 

I also figure the first time he wrote about he and Blondie having sex was in The Grey Desert Mythos, he found the idea of writing about them just a little too close to home before Blondie goaded him into it (lol…not that Blondie was trying to….)

2. A headcanon regarding an argument the two characters have had in the ship

I’m thinking their first argument after the whole getting-back-together after the events of Sighted Crows was probably about Blondie drinking. I think then he decided he just never would again ever, and Angel took it personally because they’re both bad at dealing with their mutual guilt over that disaster of an event. 

Anyways it culminates with Blondie just yelling that he’s never once enjoyed drinking and more or less does it because it makes him fuck up more, and then Angel just sort of shuts up about it, maybe goes to walk it off or whatnot. Then they like, actually talk it out and Blondie admits it has something to do with his father years ago, and Angel is like “oh he has a past. weird.” (smdh Angel is so self-focused sometimes)

I’d probably count it as the first time either of them deal with an argument like decent human beings. 

3. A sex related headcanon for the ship

Despite being into pretty much any kind of dangerplay, they’re not exhibitionists at all. I headcanon Angel Eyes sort of used to be; but he just isn’t when it comes to Blondie. They’re too close. 

4. A headcanon related to the ship’s favorite date location

Hmmm well they wouldn’t call them ‘dates’ like, ever. But I think both of them have a soft spot for screwing in their house? they never were the type to have a house or someplace to set down roots before. And given what happened when they first screwed there, there’s something special and a tiny bit terrifying about every time they have sex there. 

5. A headcanon about cuddling in the ship

Headcanon that after they sort of got together post-solitudinem and Angel was still deciding whether he liked the quasi-spooning that Blondie would often fall into when he falls asleep (it’s less so the teddy-bear cuddle that Blondie does while drunk and more of a lazy one-arm-over body spoon), that he’d lie awake weighing the pros and cons of staying in this position (pro: warm, con: less mobility if they get attacked, con: too much affection, pro: if no movement/change there is no reason to Acknowledge it) anyways and so forth until he falls asleep. 

6. Another very random headcanon for the ship

Uhhh this is @shit-lizard‘s fault but now I have a headcanon that once Blondie accidentally downed scalding hot coffee and then Angel made a deep throating joke about it 

in fairness I bet he did suck Angel’s cock that night because he can be a lowkey masochist sometimes; and Angel let him and then he couldn’t talk for two days. 

Sue was just ‘smdh, do I want to know? no don’t answer that question I know that I don’t’

7. A very fluffy headcanon for the ship

I unfortunately have a headcanon that they bathe together by the river in summer. I mean not like they bathe each other, but you know, Angel makes a fire and they might keep each other both warm because it IS very north

what do you mean that’s not very fluffy? it’s fluff for them 

8. A headcanon about the ship that is not in anyway related to romance or sex.

A few weeks after Jordan came to town and Angel had talked to her a bit, he came home one day and suggested they have her for dinner

Blondie nearly did a spit-take because they had never had anyone over for dinner in the house ever, pretty much. Lol.

The dinner went well (or as well as semi-awkward dinner with murder daughter can go)

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waste lose save spend kill make find (keep):

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After five years in the North, Blondie feels time creeping up, numbering his days till inevitable disaster.

It’s nothing and everything but a feeling.

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*walks shyly on to the stage again*

Hi everyone. Another Blondeyes story, and another story I’ve written about depression. For a long time now I’ve thought pretty seriously about writing about the uglier realities of depression– but I usually came to the conclusion that such a fic would ultimately be boring. The truth is that getting through depression is boring and tiring, sometimes. That’s a story that’s harder to take.

I’ve written more than a few depression or suicidal ideation stories too where characters in a supporting role are just that– supportive, understanding, and empathetic. But of course, sometimes when depression hits the people closest might be the least well equipped to support you. In that case the next best thing is someone who at least knows they’re going to be shite at it – and tries their best to find someone to learn from, listen, and not pass too much judgment in the meantime.

Anyways the ship that finally folded to these themes was Blondeyes because the world needs more icons of masculinity having a good depression cry.

Maybe I should say sorry I keep writing these? *throws up hands in exasperation @ self*

Thanks to @ave-ari for the title

The Grey Desert Mythos | Chapter 4: tabula ras…

The Grey Desert Mythos | Chapter 4: tabula rasa:

sybilius:

In the Naa’in town of Tweechik, where many strange outcasts gathered, there lived two men of the West, a hunter and a killer. There are many stories of Tweechik about them, this is their last.
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So you know how people say “kill your darlings” about writing? Wellllllll here we are. The completed Blair Witch/The Good, the Bad and the Ugly crossover that no one asked for.