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wow Douglas Mortimer means dark water dead sea
The Ultimate Goth ™
#my name is douglas mortimer and i have dark hair that looks like a dead water or something#thats how i got my name#and i have dark eyes and also a moustache#people tell me i look like lee van cleef (an: if you dont know who that is get the hell out!)#im not related to tumblr user withaviewlikethis but i wish i was bc shes a major hottie#im a goth if you cant tell#for example today i was wearing basically what every dude in this era wears except in black#it was bright and sunny out which is just how it is in new mexitexazona#clints character was squinting in my general direction#i put up my middle finger at him
Mortimer: Having another bounty Hunter for a partner has really improved my sense of purpose and will to live. We could probably keep each other safer by working together. Plus it would be better for making more money.
Mortimer, leaving Manco dramatically by horseback: Unfortunate….