also. Angel Eyes 🙂 🙂 🙂
First impressions: …aw what a nice dude eating the soup. (I knew there was a Bad! I didn’t know it was him!)
Impressions now: Lee Van Cleef is way cool y’all.
Favourite moment: the whole “a golden haired angel” bit, both cos of what it says about his prior partnership and the one he’ll have…
Idea for a story: I suppose I Could tell a story about how he learned weird blood magic for Animal Magnetism.
Unpopular Opinion: …do I have any? Hmm. I do figure he’s lying through his teeth about believing Blondie wouldn’t talk under pressure, but attracting flies works better with honey.
Favourite relationship: …no wait THIS is the unpopular opinion, which is to say if he’s shagging anybody I figure it’s Wallace. Er. See, this is why I figure fic and canon should be gently detached, cos my strict movie read and what I’m willing to write are so different here!
Anyway in fic it’s the Trio. Bless.
Favourite headcanon: …soup.
He’s cute and has his funny moments but I’m also tired of westerns portraying poc in particular as comic relief/sidekicks
Once again, thank god for this fandom and their storytelling skills
I like how open and real and truthful he got in that whole scene with his brother. I think in the whole movie, aside from him running around the cemetery, that was my favorite part
Idea for a story
I think I would like to see someones take on his backstory
I??? Don’t think I have one??
This is gonna sound super corny but I like his relationship with himself if that makes any sense. With Blondie it’s like a love-hate (I’m referring to canon here) and with Angel he doesn’t really have one? But with himself he’s so comfortable in who he is and how he carries himself it’s really….I can stan
I saw a comic (it’s was also 70s au) someone drew of him in a v colorful shirt and I can stand behind this
He seems kind of quiet and in his own world, I can appreciate that. I think I like him.
Hello 70s au, character headcanons, fics, in depth analyses, and backstories 💕💕💕
It’s two moments that….okay three moments. The one where he’s leaning through that (ladder?) thing, nodding in encouragement at Tuco to assure him he has his back when they’re in that abandoned town place. The second is when he gives that soldier his cigar. The third is the scene where he lights the canon.
I lied, there’s a fourth. Sharing his cigar with Tuco after the latter’s fall out with his brother.
Idea for a story
I think @bleak-nomads had a photoset/moodboard I absolutely fell in love with that was hinting at a vampire au and I secretly wanted to write that
He’s not all that good! The kitten scene doesn’t count! Kittens bring out the best in people no matter what!! If I handed you a kitten in a cowboy hat you will coo over it and pet its lil head too! I demand the irb committee to review this study and i propose a new one without baby animals bc that’s basically cheating
I find his relationship with angel eyes very……interesting. I could probably write an entire dissertation on it but I will refrain
Someone said his name was Daniel and I basically ran with it
And I will tell you my:
….this man is hot
Some combination of (for canon/Tweechik angel):
- hnngh ugh Angel Eyes hot
- “you moron, you fucking narcissistic idiot, I should throw you off a cliff”
- this is my comfort trash can character and I will protect his horrible ass at all costs
For 70s Angel “this is sweet murderous sweaterboy, I want to hug him at all times”
Hmm, when he strong-arms Blondie into partnership with him. What a powerbottom bastard move. I love him!
OH BUDDY OH BOY smdh I should not be allowed to answer this quesiton. I’ve answered it already so many times and I’m still uh. answering it.
Fic to come?
I don’t think this is an unpopular opinion at all, but bastard got what was coming to him in the finale. V. satisfying death.
Oh god. Again, contractually obliged to answer Blondeyes, but Tucoeyes gives me so many feelings. Also the trio?
I think I just like ships if Angel is involved, tbqh.
Latin bullshit 🙂 I’m. so damn proud.
Tuco for the asks!
First impressions: …the moment when he’s frantically trying to mount the horse and Blondie helps him up, was that when I realised I liked him?
Impressions now: white dudes playing POC is a fraught question but dang I needed this story in my life, so.
Favorite moment: for the sake of variety, let’s say “that bit when Eli is veering to avoid Surprise Dog” in the cemetery. Lols.
Idea for a story: having given way to the inevitable and given him a goodish number of cousins for the 70s AU, I kinda wanna do a post canon story where Blondie tags along with him for Christmas and everything is v. Catholic and Mexican and Blondie is. Awkward.
Unpopular opinion: …yeah ok so it’s valid to say “he says he’s married, he is” but I’d. Rather think he’s saying that to piss off Pablo.
Favourite relationship: ….yeah Blonco no question. Can’t say Angel Eyes, despite intriguing backstory implications and soup sharing, cos Blondie might play mind games but at least he doesn’t lose teeth in that relationship. Christ.
Favourite headcanon: oranges? Oranges.
And I will tell you my:
“Clint Eastwood is overrated”
SADBOY IS MY SON. I LOVE HIM.
When he squints at Angel Eyes with such undisguised loathing in the end mexican standoff. unf.
Buddy, BUDDY, B U D D Y.
nah but I’m writing about 70s Blondie right now! he’s in an art gallery with his assassin boyfriend and is feeling both religiously conflicted and a little sad about his absent hustler boyfriend.
He’s not a good guy at all, he just occasionally and clumsily does good-ish things. Does a hell of a lot more bad ones.
Fuck. I’m contractually obliged to say Blondeyes, but also like. The Trio I’m so goddamn fond of might actually be equal now.
blondeyes had my heart first though <3
I’m really really happy with the whole “I don’t think it’s possible for me to be good, so I’m just going to half-heartedly be bad and then clumsily do good and feel guilty about it” complex. Like giving Blondie poor relationship to his own narrative is just a good thing in general, and I love the different and complex ways @thatdeepandlovelydark has done it as well.